I guess first off I should get it out there that I most DEFINITELY AM looking for relationship, a boyfriend, eventually a husband, someone to share the rest of my life with and all that good stuff. But you must be near me, or moving near me, or so rich that you are willing to move me near you (hey, why not? I'm open to relocating.. Maybe).

I’m 32, and I don’t know, like 495 and 6'2", so I’m really tall and really huge. I’ve been told I am very cute, am quite funny and have a great personality.

To that I say, “Oh yeah?!?! Then why can’t I find a man?!?!”.. LOL.

I’m usually too young for chasers and cubs, not hairy enough for bears, and too big for everyone else. I’m also usually fly paper for really cute guys that already have boyfriends...

What’s up with that?

I have a good job, a good car, a very close group of family and friends, a couple of which I share a home with. All in all, I really can’t complain, except something’s missing.

That one... you know what I’m saying. You look across a crowded room but all you see is him. And even though you just saw him a minute ago, your heart jumps and you feel a bit flush when your eyes lock. And it is like that every time you look at one another. And maybe he smokes, or you snore too loud, or he leaves his clothes on the floor, or you tell all your little secrets, but none of that matters.. You got each other. THAT is what I’m missing.

Where do you fit in here? Putting limitations out there makes me scared that I will miss someone great, but I guess there should be some parameters. I like young guys, but they usually are too immature. Older guys are cool, I’ve seen some hot guys that were in their 50s, but the energy level is just not there. I guess around my age is best, but who knows?

You must be cute and funny. That’s it. The only must-haves I can think of. Of course there are always my preferences, but they are ever changing... graying temples, blue eyes, dark hair, tattoos, piercings, hairy chests, cute butt, etc.

Honesty is very big to me, and I am telling everyone out there right now, you will get nothing but honesty from me. So all you people that like to mess with people’s hearts, all you big time game players, listen up... Screw with this bull, and you will get the horns.

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