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Where do I start? I guess I can start by telling you about the time I wrestled a Great White Shark with my bare hands! Yes, it's true!...I was 5 years old, and the shark was stuffed with cotton...but those are just details! ...Then at the age of 13 I trapped a Ferocious Grizzly Bear, caged it, and kept it as a pet. It was a heck of a fight, but no matter how many times I was ready to give up...I kept telling myself...Don't Quit! And, so...I fought the good fight, until I was victorious! Okay, so maybe it was a fluffy little kitten, but IT WAS FEROCIOUS! (Razor-Sharp Teeth and Monster Claws!)...and then when I was 26 I became a sit-down comedian... Writing joke scenarios on my dating profile, and such! It doesn't pay what it used to, but I'm hoping America's recent economic turn-around will change that!

If you haven't figured this out yet...I'm a fun, and spontaneous Smartass...it's not as bad as it sounds! lol. I Love Life and everything that comes with it. My favorite thing to do in life is laugh! I'm generally very witty, and feel corny jokes never seem to get old! I've been known to be pretty picky when dating. I'd like to meet someone who knows how to have fun! Someone Genuine! Someone with a Great Sense of Humor!...Someone who's not afraid to laugh out loud, knows a good joke or two, smiles more than she frowns, and appreciates the little things in life.

Săgetător

Atletic

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Căprui

caucaziană

Singur(ă)

Nu

Da

Zâmbet

Șaten

Fără animale de companie

Da

Diplomă de Universitate

Cu normă întreagă

Finanțe / Comerț

Cu un coleg (colegi)

Prietenii vin des

Nu

Da - sociabil

Clown de clasă

Prietenos, De comedie, Cochet, Deschis

Exercitare, Sporturi, Filme, Familie, Mese, Călătorii, Cărți de joc

Cu prietenii, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Filmele, Sporturi extreme, La un concert

Prietenos, Super, Ridicol, Cochet

Altele

Deștept, Prietenos, Ridicol

Drame, Comedii, Filme, Sporturi

Acțiune, Științifico-fantastic, Comedie , Dramă, De aventuri

Știri, Afaceri, Sănătate, Sporturi

Working Out, Health and Fitness, Telling Jokes, Laughing, Sarcasm, The Beach, Traveling, Fishing, Scuba Diving, Sports - Playing AND Watching - Im a Monster FOOTBALL Fan!, BBQ's, SUSHI, Watching Movies, Rollerblading, Iceskating, Miniature Golf, Bowling, Concerts, Hanging with Friends,
Slow Dancing with Gorillas, Sliding on Wooden Floors Wearing Nothing but Socks and Underwear, and the List Continues...

Inteligență, Frumusețe, Umor, Abilități excelente, Îndrăzneală, Spontaneitate, Bani, Putere, Flirt, Rațiune, Grija

I surround myself with Good People who believe in things like Drive, Determination, Friendship, and Having Fun. If you are allergic to any of the ideals that I have just named, please seek Benadryl and then kindly remove yourself from my profile. Thank You, And Have a Great Day!

Prieten de pe internet, Prieten, Partener de întâlniri, Intim, Dedicat(ă)